Sunday, July 24, 2005

Government Health Warning

Department of Health guidelines issued on 20 June 2005 for staff attempting
to protect us from terror.

Risk factors for the spread of terror when interviewing patients or guiding
the public are:

Being Brazilian
Being an electrician
Carrying wires
Looking foreign
Running away from threatening people

We are confidently informed by the best intelligence at our disposal that
these measures will protect the general public effectively.

24 July

We are delighted to inform all staff that security services have reduced
the risk significantly,
However we need to make preparations for incoming casualties from a new
front on the war on terror opening in Brazil

The Blair Government is apparently sending a task force. Santos has been
declared head of a terrorist regime which has occupied the British pub in
Brazilia.

Be ever vigilante

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