The after Downing Street rap

Gonna tell you a story about the Ukay

We were dragged into bed with the US of A

They said come on along

If you want to be strong

But you’ll do it our way

Yeah man, you'll do it our way

I’m gonna rap

I’m gonna rap

Let out the crap

I’m gonna rap

It’s the Downing Street memos I’m quoting today

Leaked from on high, and brought out into play

And I’m not being seditious

And I’m not being officious

I’m just telling you it straight

So you appreciate

That Blair and Bush were lying

Bout Iraqi people crying

From our sanctions they were dying

Did their best to keep complying

Had no weapons mass destruction

Not enough to start a ruction

Tried to follow our instruction

Gonna rap

Gonna rap

Let out the crap

I’m gonna rap

It was a year before the war

Bush had told the Brits the score

Taken charge of British bases

Hiding plans with smiling faces

All his minions are disgraces

But the Brits have left us traces

Of deception in high places

Gonna rap

I’m gonna rap

Let out the crap

Just gotta rap

All Saddam’s weapons were badly eroded

Bush, Blair and Cheney;

Yes, all of them knowed it.

They did not have the weapons like Pakistan

Libya, Korea or even Iran

But they wanted their oil

So this was their invasion plan.

Gonna rap

I’m gonna rap

Let out the crap

Just gotta rap

Bribe a few Iraq defectors

Send around weapon inspectors

Make it seem like they refused

Hang it out in all the news

Policy decides the facts

Plagiarising student tracts

Intelligence was fiddled too

That’s what they agreed to do

Putting down the BBC

When it dared to disagree.

Gonna rap

I’m gonna rap

Let out the crap

I’ve gotta rap

Blair said to Bush that he needed it legal

But that didn’t scare the American eagle

When the United Nations weren’t willing to play

Let’s have Pax Americana.

Our Republican banana

Says that it’s okay to fight

911 makes it right.

Opposition is so slight

We can hit them with our might.

So Blair called for his attorney

Said you have to be the turn key

C’os this project must not fail

Gotta get me out of jail

Gonna rap

I’m gonna rap

Let out the crap

Just gotta rap

Says, “You promise they’re a threat?”

Mr Blair answers, “You bet.”

So the lawyer says okay

And the war gets under way.

This is a rap

This is a rap

Denouncing crap